Tales of a Mushroom Addict by barnabus, literature
Literature
Tales of a Mushroom Addict
Something in me snapped. I took two fistfuls of his vest and slammed him against the floor, his skull smacking the stone with a sick thud. As he cried out, I lifted him up to dangle his head above the lava. The sickening aroma of fried mushroom assaulted my senses.
I silenced his screaming with a backhand slap.
"Now you listen to me, you little shit," I spat in his face. "I know full fucking well that - look at me! – I know that the princess is in another castle. I've been told countless fucking times that she's in another castle. Maybe you can be a little bit more specific this time, huh?"
The Shroomhead's mouth trembled with the